Our Team
KIMCHI
Don’t be fooled by her innocent demeanor, Kimchi’s skill lies in her ability to wait for tummy rubs before pouncing, ineffectively, on your hand. A veteran in the organization, she is particularly fond of whatever it is you’re doing or eating or thinking about. She can be easily bribed with cold chicken or warm ham.
CLEMENTINE
Our team’s premiere tactician, Clementine is the newest addition to the organization, favoring a heated bed over a cold carpet. Regularly perched at the window, she keeps her wary eagle eye on all company visitors—if only to further her desire to sample their lap for warmth.
THOMAS’
Our company’s biggest advocate for survivalism, Thomas’ experience with the front end of moving vehicles and the back end of a brain tumor puts him squarely on life number 6 of 9. He is at his most productive during kisses on the forehead and when you’re wearing nearly any sock.
our team hard at work
In Memorium
We are saddened to announce the permanent retirement of our oldest employee, Lentils, who crossed the rainbow bridge in May 2026. She was nearly 18 years old, and wise beyond her years. She had been with the organization practically from the beginning, and will be sorely missed. <3
